fluxdeluxe:

tip for nonbinaries: if you run right at the wall in between, you’ll get to Bathroom Nine and Three-Quarters

fluxdeluxe:

tip for nonbinaries: if you run right at the wall in between, you’ll get to Bathroom Nine and Three-Quarters

(via superawesomegaydude)

rip-homegirl:

let’s talk about the universe and make out

(Source: brujabby, via hi)

theverylostprincess:

daisyinaglass:

I CAN NOT GET OVER THIS

how does 6 seconds have such a drastic plot twist

(Source: vinegod, via youngjustus)

ussawesome:

when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man

(via dulect)

reuniclus:

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

reuniclus:

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

(Source: thelionsmayne, via billy-bumblr)

graystripe:

once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year 

(via hi)

cali4niabullets:

THIS IS SO WELL DONE IT SCARED ME

cali4niabullets:

THIS IS SO WELL DONE IT SCARED ME

(Source: uphayinaphu, via too-awkward-to-function)

escruciate:

i have the tendency to forget how to breathe when im close to beating my highscore

(Source: sweatyboob, via hi)

ifyoucarryonthisway:

hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe 

(Source: averagefairy, via hi)

astoundly:

sometimes i think i’m sassy and then i realize i’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean

(Source: astoundly, via damn-funny)

eccentric-disney:

wait a minute this isn’t my homework

this is tumblr

how did this happen

(via superawesomegaydude)

indiandaughter:

ill pay u $7 to have a crush on me

(via zackisontumblr)